Saturday, March 14, 2009

I Went To Sharm & All I Got Was This Lousy Blog Post

Sorry for the disappearance folksies. Work sent us to Sharm El Sheikh for the week for a roadshow. 

No, there was no internet, unless you were willing to pay LE 75.00 for 30 minutes. So not cool with that. Yes, I am cheap. 

What did I do all week, you ask?

I spent 12 hours a day locked in a room with my bosses listening to the same story being repeated to innumerable potential and current shareholders about a million times. 

Ugh, how mind-numbing, you exclaim.

Well, there was a plus: I did learn a lot about the company's strategy, about how to bullshit your way around a question, how to make the same story work either for or against you, and how to make wildly different notes on the same speech. 

I bet you're tanned though, lucky bitch!

Um... See the bright colourless stuff around the orange text on this page? Yeah, that's me but you can't really tell because I'm so pale. Yes, I have no features either. They sort of blended into the transparency called my skin. 

However, to compensate for the lack of attention, here is a double dose of M-Cubed:

1. Patti Scialfa singing "Play It As It Lays":


2. "For Blue Skies" by Strays Don't Sleep:

1 comment:

thingsonmymindgrapes said...

No wonder you've been completely MIA! Good to have you back :)

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