Bubba: you know what I like [about work]; it's how my biggest real concern is lunch.
I don't think I've ever given lunch this much importance in my life.
Bubba: There's a really nice herbal tea that's like peach and rosehip. It's RED. A happy color.
Like... blood.
Roonies: My mental farts are mad cool.
Daddy: Munchkin, I hereby rename you Li Fu.
Nesticleez [after reading an article about a U.S. judge who had everyone in his courtroom imprisioned due to a telephone ringing]: Wow, someone totally peed in this guy’s cheerios.
14 years ago
Posts
No comments:
Post a Comment