January One-Liners

Nesticleez: using the little thing that shoots water out of the toilet in winter is, I believe, equivalent to sticking ice cubes in your anus.

After Roonies threatens to punch my "big fat face":
Eureka: you won't be able to get past my big fat belly to reach my big fat face.

Roonies: This stuff is good! It's like eating paper but a lot more fun. (Reference to Egyptian chocolate-filled wafers).