Monday, November 3, 2008

Daddy's Dictums #2

Mummy is on the phone talking to a real estate agent. As all women do when they want something, she is being sweet and charming and complimentary. Unbeknownst to her, she's calling him the wrong name. 

Bloft: Who is she flirting with?

Daddy: She's having cyber sex with someone and she doesn't even know his name.

Bloft: It's called phone sex, Dad. 

2 comments:

thingsonmymindgrapes said...

I love awkward conversations with parents! And in your mom's defense, the real estate agent was probably so happy to have a woman flirt with him he would have let her call him Shirley.

Anonymous said...

ha i just snorted coffee through my nose.
thank you.

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